MISS CONTRARY

by Kalm

SOMETHING I ENJOY IS WANDERING AROUND SECOND HAND SHOPS AS OVER HERE IN THE UK YOU REALLY DO FIND SOME TREASURES. ONE DAY IN GLASTONBURY I FOUND THESE TWO BOOKS ONE FOR EDDY ” MR SILLY ” AND ” MISS CONTRARY ” AS THEY BOTH SUITED OUR PERSONALITIES AT TIMES

FIRST TWO PAGES OF THE BOOK

LITTLE MISS CONTRARY ALWAYS DID THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU THINK SHE WOULD DO.

FOR INSTANCE
IF YOU ASKED HER TO SWITCH ON THE TELEVISION
SHE WOULD SWITCH ON THE LIGHT

FOR EXAMPLE: IF YOU ASK HER THE TIME,
SHE WOULD TELL YOU THE DATE.
AND SHE ALWAYS SAID THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SHE REALLY MEANT

MIND YOU
IT WASN’T EXACTLY HER FAULT
IT WAS PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE LIVED IN A PLACE CALLED MUDDLELAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS SO MIXED UP AND MUDDLED YOU DONT KNOW IF YOUR COMING OR GOING ….

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